So what does System of a Down’s Serj Tankian like to speak about when interviewed by the music press? Anything but music, apparently… The band’s almost faded from view altogether, but around about the beginning of this century, System of a Down was one of the biggest rock acts on the...

OK, so this one’s a long one, but it’s all for a good cause as I attempt to relay to you what I think is one of those interesting stories behind a story: the time that I thought, for a split second, that Pennywise’s Fletcher Dragge was going to beat the shit out of me. In my time...